Saturday, December 15, 2012

Turpatoes Au Rockin'


It seems a fitting thing to post something new now that I’m done with the semester.  Around here, we have been on a turnip kick lately.  We’ve sautéed them in with our taco meat, cooked them with our roast, and slipped them into other dishes here and there.  We’ve missed the blank pallet that is the potato, but will not welcome them back through the door. 

I had tried mashed turnips a while back, but frankly, I don’t like turnips.  They were simply slimy and bitter.  However, when boiled with some chicken bouillon or broth, that all changes.  It seems to tone down the bitter spike and make them meld well with other flavors.

Since finding that out, I’ve been on a search for that potato substitute for the Christmas dinner table.  After reading recipe after recipe, I think I’ve come up with our new go-to dish to fill that need.


Turpatoes Au Rockin’
A turnip-based alternative to Potatoes Au Gratin

Serves 4, @ 7.36 net carbs per serving

4 softball-sized turnips
¼ cup warm water
1 tsp chicken bullion
Spices to taste—pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, etc.
¼ cup half and half
½ teaspoon xantham gum
Shredded Cheese (@ 2 cups)
Real Bacon Bits

Set oven to 350⁰.

Peel and thinly slice turnips.  Place in boiling water for 10 minutes.  Remove from heat, drain and let cool until able to handle.*

Mix warm water with bullion and spices in a squirt bottle or small bowl.  Add in half and half, and sprinkle in xantham gum.  Shake well to mix.

Grease a small casserole dish.  (Judge this by the amount of turnips you have ready.)  Cover the bottom with one layer of turnips.  Squirt or sprinkle the liquid mix over the turnips.  Sprinkle lightly with cheese.  Continue layering, ending with cheese and a sprinkling of bacon bits.

Bake covered for 20 minutes, then uncover and bake until top is pleasingly melty.  You can pull them out when the cheese is just melted, or you can leave them in until you get that nice crusty cheese top—it’s up to you.

*You can skip this step, but will need to bake the turpatoes longer.  Check their doneness by inserting a butter knife into the dish.  If there’s little or no resistance, the turpatoes are done.
There is, of course, a lot of room for variation here.  Try layering in some minced onions or sautéed mushrooms.  Wanna add a layer of spinach or kale?  Cook/defrost, drain and squeeze the spinach well, then layer on top of the turnips, topping with the liquid mix and cheese. 

Try some ranch dressing in place of some of the half and half.

In general, Potatoes Au Gratin have about 30 grams of carbs per serving, so while this is a bit high for a highly restricted carb diet, it beats the original hands-down.